The Secret Service took Malia Obama to Lollapalooza

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Lollapalooza is a stressful enough experience for us normal folk, but today my thoughts go out to the Secret Service detail assigned to Malia Obama this weekend. Their task: protect the First daughter of the United States amidst a crowd of 100,000 drunken festival attendees, and R. Kelly. Article continues at